I'm A Picture, Twuckers!

A picture speaks a thousand words.
So do I.
You make the connection.

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Although, I'm working on that.

Nowadays, I stop speaking after 140 characters. I have to, otherwise my tongue starts sticking to the roof of my mouth automatically.

Also, I can't seem to process too many thoughts at the same time. I used to be quite capable of doing that, but now, every time that happens, a bunch of birds drop a fat whale on me. Bloody twuckers.

There is no point talking to my family anyway. I mean, I asked my brother whats trending and he gave me this weird look and got back to his homework. It's inexplicable I know, but if I'm feeling out of sorts with the current news situation my immediately look to my right as if there'll be a floating list that will help me out.

And don't even give me any witty jokes or comeback, I might just RT them with a smiley.

Life, overall, has become a playing field of hashtags. #GetWhatIMean?

Note: If you're not familiar with twitter this might seem like gobledegook to you. In that case, that is entirely your problem. Nobody is forcing you to read anyway. Get out of here.