There is nothing, i repeat nothing more degrading than searching for a pair of jeans, esp. if you belong to the female fraternity.
It can totally sap your confidence, make you feel like 1/millionth (worm) and give you really bad impulses about commititng suicides. Where is that 'sisterhood of the travelling pants' pants now? where? Do they exist? Answer me GOD!
First of all,I am positive that all these big shot companies are playing these massive jokes on you, and the trial room is most probably a one-way mirror where they look at you and giggle their sorry assess off out of pure malice. No, I mean it. I mean how come if you are size 'x', they have the exact jeans you want in sizes 'x-1' and 'x+1'. How come?
And whatever you want has 'just gone out of stock madam' and 'you could try this madam' and 'i think this looks better madam'. I mean, SERIOUSLY?
I think i'll join my dad, and get cotton from Allen Solly and stich myself some pants. Or maybe go for like, plaid. Fine, my friend-group will be much smaller, but then that just means not having to worry about gazzilion birthdays. Totally makes your life easier.
1 week ago