Jun 29, 2009

This one's for Deng, Mag, Himan(in order of comments)

I Omegled, primarily because I have nothing to do. And I bless Deng, for it is oh-such a stress buster.

Some of the more memorable conversations are:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: there u r!
Stranger: you're a bot aren't you?
You: omg!
You: perceptive..
Stranger: Hah
Stranger: you're not then
You: im a newly
You: programmed bot
You: actually
You: all Aritficial Intelligence
You: designed by sitcom junkies
You: who didnt make it to MIT
Stranger: how do you respond to negroes, you racist? I bet your are a kkk bot. I hopoe your white power makes you explode
Stranger: racist
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Allo
You: ello
Stranger: privat
You: public
Stranger: usa
You: india
Stranger: red
You: black
Stranger: 11
You: 7
Stranger: sea
You: mountains
Stranger: ice hokkey
You: cricket
Stranger: -)
Stranger: good)
Stranger: how are u
You: very good)
Stranger: ?)
Stranger: )))
You: im fine
You: )))))
Stranger: eeeeee
Stranger: from?
You: oooooooooooooo
You: India!! you?
Stranger: RUSSIA
!!!!!!!!!!
You: Awesome!
Stranger: !!!!
You: Umm really?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: Moscow
You: Why say US then?
You: fav country you meant
Stranger: )
Stranger: usa - fuck)
Stranger: i fuck usa
Stranger: )
You: and why on earth would you do that?!
Stranger: dont know)
Stranger: what is u name
You: thats good to know
You: make a random guess!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Now
You: yes?
Stranger: the writings on the wall
Stranger: it wont go away
Stranger: its an omen
Stranger: you just run an automation now
You: is it? Does it say "die'?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: i dont think so
Stranger: might do
You: *tremble tremble*
You: you have put the fear of god in me!
Stranger: ill save you
Stranger: theres a creepy girl
Stranger: and she's playing a triangle
Stranger: maybe a xzylaphone actually
Stranger: just hitting one note
Stranger: slowly
Stranger: ding
Stranger: ding
Stranger: ding
Stranger: helllllllllllooooooo?
Stranger: dude
Stranger: left me
Stranger: with this girl
Stranger: my life seems to be heading over the edge
You: oh
You: shit sorry
You: just had a vision
Stranger: of what?
You: There seesm to be something coming out of the xylophone
You: oh wait..
You: it seems to be something red..
You: liquidy even..
You: i cant make out hat it is..
You: its so blurred..
You: its fading..
You: are you alright?
You: are you?
You: you ok?
You: omg! you have been claimed!
Stranger: hmm
Connection imploded.


AND IT WAS FUN.
Significantly, apart from some pervert jerks, and the overwhelming amount of startlingly young south-east asians, I made a friend.
An actual Chinese girl, who was my very first Omegle stranger. We are strangers no more. We exchange mails almost everyday on Yahoo. She even sent me pics of her hometown. That was cute.

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Moving on, earth-shattering things are about to happen. Rakhi ka Swayamvar starts today. I saw a article on it, and it was howlarious. A considerable amount of space was given to the self-mutilators who will, starting today vie for Rakhi's attention.
One of them even described her as a modern Maa Durga.
Maybe I'm not an impressive super-theist(i suppose that's the word)but that's stretching it too far!

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It rained. Quite continuously too. Even though the reluctant showers keep reminding us of the favors they are granting and threaten to abate the moment we soften, I am immeasurably glad. I giggled like a punch-drunk house-elf and squealed like a teenage female pig. But the smell of the wet earth makes up for all the indignities.
May the showers continue...

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And, and and, Himan got 1400! 800 in Quant! Hail Himan!

6 comments:

William Deng-Deng K. said...

I am blessed. I am happy. I had ignored this funky blue and orange logo for more than a week and i log on to find a blog partly dedicated to me! And what's more - I'm the first one to comment! Yay here yay there! Yay Yay everywhere!

Omegle is total timepass stuff. Most of the times I was a robot too. A DX343 make. Once I was an inanimate dining table too. Weird na? And what's with all the Koreans and the Chinese? Why suddenly so many of them?

Its not raining here. :(

Blue~Flame said...

Deng!
I noticed how you did not dignify Rakhi ka swayamvar with a reply :|

I booked my GRE date. Oct 16! I'm shit scared. What to do?

Clueless about the pre-pubescent southeast asian influence. I guess it has something to do with Omegle being one of the few services not facing a ban.

Rain Rain Come Again. Although flooding has commenced.

William Deng-Deng K. said...

I hate Rakhi. :| But I haven't watched/heard-of/blah anything related to that show. So I'm unable to comment, really. :( What's that thing about anyway?

16th Oct! That's somebody's birthday! I can't remember who! Argh! I suck at this! But chill, its still far off. Grab a drink and go watch a movie. :)

I met so many Koreans in there. S.Korea. Four chicks I chatted with were So-Yoon, Youn-Ah, Annie-Yoo, and Something-Jiong-Choi. What names!

Its still not raining here. :|

Blue~Flame said...

16th Oct is my friend Jeevani's bday. And also Rina aunty's. I think that's not what you are looking for. :|


I don't love her! But it's the funnest thing to watch sometimes!

William Deng-Deng K. said...

Hardly. But I still can't remember whose budday it is on that date. I think its Rusina's. But I can't be sure. :(

I saw the ad today! Some crap they're brewing. Rakhi ka swayamvar! Haven't yet watched it. Its funny, eh? I want to watch it. What time does it come on tv?

Blue~Flame said...

i have no idea, but the reruns are always on. its the prime time show or smthing. its like totally mickey they way the keep fighting over her, jeez...