A Vaccine for Pregnancy.
No seriously, I think we should just admit it, and say it out loud - that it's a disease!! Alright? An Illness.
And, yeah, I know about Contraceptives and IUD's so don't go all smart-alecky on me. I mean, a permanent solution. For the entire mankind. So that the entire species can enjoy a good, peaceful and optimized 70 years or so.
Stupid Scientists, do not waste your organizations' money on futile experiments anymore. Eradicate the root, Eradicate babies. Stop wasting time over Cancer and make a effing vaccine for this plague already!
I know babies are cute and furry and make funny noises.
But they also make a lot of poo.
- They grow up
- They learn how to smoke and kill fellow babies
- They learn how to use a gun and blow religious, educational and confectionery institutions up
- They learn the 'difference' between a Hindu and a Muslim, a Christian and a Jew
- They learn to use Social Media and then proceed to waste their parents' hard earned money
- They learn about carnal activities and create more babies (Epidemic I tell you)
See, it's simple.
When you know you don't have to worry about your future babies and grand-babies, you can stop busting your arse over stupid academics and actually breathe. You can study what you like and not worry about feeding ten toddlers.
When you know that there won't exist a world after 70 years or so, you won't want to kill all infidels because they are going to die anyway. It's a moot point. You might as well get wasted and enjoy the pathetic excuse for a life you have. Or what's remaining of it.
When you know you don't have to save so that your kid can go to University, you can finally treat yourself to that Gucci handbag you wanted for years.
And if I had the time or the concentration span of the mature adult my age indicates I would probably give a dozen more instances.
I rest my case.
YES, I'm deranged. So what you gonna do? Shoot me?!