Nov 7, 2008

What to do when you are home alone and there is no electricity....
  1. Call random people up and start crying about how nobody understands you and would he/she please, please listen to you the alternative being that you would commit suicide. Intersperse with crying bouts.
  2. Also tell he/she that you have always wanted to be a singer and belt out a himesh reshammiya number.
  3. Throw water balloons from your window and shout 'Holi Hai!'
  4. Videotape your pet turtle and edit with compromising human sadism.
  5. Exchange the contents of your beloved parents' drawers.
  6. While at it, also exchange the contents of similar looking eatables (sugar-salt).
  7. Change your answering machine message to a gobledegook language.
  8. If you have a younger sibling, teach him/her swear words with an endearing smile.
  9. Alternatively if you have pets, teach them to pee in your mom's plants.
  10. Draw a hideous pic of your mother, write 'the most beautiful mother on earth' and put it up on the fridge.
  11. Tell daddy that he doesnt need to worry anymore, you are now a good girl and have drunk all the 'grape juice' kept in the cabinet.

7 comments:

Sharanya said...

Late night giggles, thanks Such :D I particularly approve of 7,8 and 9*imitates Aggie's evil grin*

Geez, I can't do it like her.

Just a girl said...

Do you have a pet turtle? That is v. cool. =)

x
JAG

Blue~Flame said...

@sharan: i think i was slightly inebriated of boredom while writing this post. It must be since i dont even rmbr writing half the things...

@JAG: yes i do, star turtle - her name is Tsunami..

Blue~Flame said...

@ sharan CORRECTION - in an inebriated condition due to boredom...
May be i should opt for gobbledegook now...

Aggie M said...

muchi, did you have show the WHOLE world the inner workings of your crazy-ass brain??
did you?
I approve :)
Very strongly. reminds me vaugely of myself :)

Blue~Flame said...

@ Mag: UMM, yah groupie doctrinated and all, o and i forgot to inlcude the dunking-sibling-toilet-part...

Aggie M said...

that is my pet dream project.i think we are past the age tho.we'll pass it onto our siblings kids.