What to do when you are home alone and there is no electricity....
- Call random people up and start crying about how nobody understands you and would he/she please, please listen to you the alternative being that you would commit suicide. Intersperse with crying bouts.
- Also tell he/she that you have always wanted to be a singer and belt out a himesh reshammiya number.
- Throw water balloons from your window and shout 'Holi Hai!'
- Videotape your pet turtle and edit with compromising human sadism.
- Exchange the contents of your beloved parents' drawers.
- While at it, also exchange the contents of similar looking eatables (sugar-salt).
- Change your answering machine message to a gobledegook language.
- If you have a younger sibling, teach him/her swear words with an endearing smile.
- Alternatively if you have pets, teach them to pee in your mom's plants.
- Draw a hideous pic of your mother, write 'the most beautiful mother on earth' and put it up on the fridge.
- Tell daddy that he doesnt need to worry anymore, you are now a good girl and have drunk all the 'grape juice' kept in the cabinet.
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Late night giggles, thanks Such :D I particularly approve of 7,8 and 9*imitates Aggie's evil grin*
Geez, I can't do it like her.
Do you have a pet turtle? That is v. cool. =)
x
JAG
@sharan: i think i was slightly inebriated of boredom while writing this post. It must be since i dont even rmbr writing half the things...
@JAG: yes i do, star turtle - her name is Tsunami..
@ sharan CORRECTION - in an inebriated condition due to boredom...
May be i should opt for gobbledegook now...
muchi, did you have show the WHOLE world the inner workings of your crazy-ass brain??
did you?
I approve :)
Very strongly. reminds me vaugely of myself :)
@ Mag: UMM, yah groupie doctrinated and all, o and i forgot to inlcude the dunking-sibling-toilet-part...
that is my pet dream project.i think we are past the age tho.we'll pass it onto our siblings kids.
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